Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Quick Run Down

Using the National Guard to patrol the border is a legitimate use of these citizen soldiers. They are the NATIONAL GUARD. I just find the very notion that we could even attempt to lock down our Southern border laughable. Then again, I find the whole idea of political borders kind of funny. As history has shown, walls eventually fail.

Much ado about nothing. The Da Vinci Code premiered at Cannes and canned. But for some reason fundies everywhere are pissed that a book from the fiction shelves was made into a fictitious film. BAN THE UNREAL! Nevermind that the critics have declared it a piece of shit. Come on Christians, this isn't like your protests of The Last Temptation of Christ. That film was GOOD. Can't you just get all high and mighty and claim that your God made this film suck to punish the infidels?

Tony Blair is suggesting the UK automatically deport foreign prisoners. Why doesn't he just show up in public wearing a rubber suit and ball gag with Bush behind him, riding crop in hand? At least when Reagan and Thatcher were swapping saliva they were both conservatives.

Lastly, The United States has banned the sale of arms to Venezuela. President Chavez doesn't care. Here's an idea. Bush and Blair versus Chavez and Castro in a tag team cage match. I'd put my money on the Southerners. Oh wait, I can't. They're Socialists.

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