Reprise

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read in years!

Iran could have nuclear weapons within the next 10 years, according to the senior US intelligence chief.

In his interview with the BBC, Mr Negroponte accused Iran of being the world's top state sponsor of terrorism.

He added: "[Iran] seems to be determined to develop nuclear weapons.

"We don't have a clear-cut knowledge but the estimate we have made is some time between the beginning of the next decade and the middle of the next decade they might be in a position to have a nuclear weapon, which is a cause of great concern."

Where have I heard this before? Wasn't Afghanistan the world's top state sponsor of terrorism? Or was it North Korea with their nuclear program? No, I'm pretty sure it was Iraq and their WMD's. It most certainly was NOT the United Arab Emirates or the United Kingdom or the United States of America. Probably because they have 'United' in their names.

If Americans will fall for the same old song and dance, so be it. If they can't see where this one ends up, they deserve every ounce of karmaic retribution headed their way. I'll just keep my slack going and try to roll with it. If a bunch of Islamic fundamentalists or the US government (depending on who you talk to) wants to plan a second attack on US soil to support this and it happens to involve getting blown up, I'll try to remember to die laughing at the absurdity of it all.

And if Iran gets a nuke it's just one more power hungry lunatic with his hand hovering over the button. That's a pretty funny thing to imagine. Lots to laugh about.