Headlines

Bush urges Iran to respond faster on nuclear offer. Presumably because he has to pee and doesn't want to miss the call.

Southern San Andreas fault waiting to explode. Then it will grow to twice its normal size, turn green, and have to buy new clothing.

Episcopal Church votes to curb gay bishops. To avoid a potential conflict with the Anglicans, Episcopalians agree not to ordain those who bend over and take it, effectively bending over and taking it.