AWPC

I can't believe I kept a straight face throughout this actual workplace conversation.

Jess: Can you fix this?
Jake: What's the problem?
Jess: This doesn't fit in my can.
Jake: Let's see. Hmm, looks like your can is tapered.
Jess: Tapered?
Jake: It's too small on the bottom.
Jess: So it's not because of the pole?
Jake: No, I'd say it's your can.
Jess: Can you make it fit?
Jake: Well, maybe if there was a slit in your can right here the pole could go a bit deeper.
Jess: Can you do that for me?
Jake: Just try to stop me.
Jess: Thanks so much! Just give it to me when you're done.