Bovine Love Doll

For those who thought the Kiwis were just into sheep, think again. Seems bovine voyeurism is the new trend.

Live "sex shows" of bulls mounting a simulated cow have become a big attraction at an agricultural exhibition taking place in New Zealand.

The fake 'cow' -- a small go-kart with natural cowhide on its roof -- was developed by Ambreed New Zealand Ltd. to collect semen from bulls more safely and efficiently and improve artificial breeding of cows.

Hey. No need to be ashamed. Whatever floats your boat.

Actually, I'm pretty sure this was reverse engineered from alien technology found in Nevada. Remember that night you got smashed, met a gorgeous babe who thought you were smart and funny, the two of you did the deed in the bar parking lot, and then you never heard from her again? Yeah.