A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure...Females don't care for loud, obnoxious men.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
Monday, June 05, 2006
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or is that proof that god is female?
God helps those who help themselves.
Which means, don't be a fucking dumbass with a lion.
As a loud, obnoxious man, I take this as a lesson: don't be a fundamentalist fucktard.
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