Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Aristocrats

So a family walks into a talent agent's office and says, "We've got an act you might be interested in."

Without even looking up the talent agent says, "I've already heard this one a thousand times this week. The cleaning bill is bankrupting me. Not interested." With that he presses a red button on his desk. Two large security guards enter the office and escort the family outside.

Peter turns to his sister Jane and his daughter Bridget and says, "Maybe Disney would be interested."

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