Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Wrong Questions

Some guy thinks he is a hot shot and can tell us why ghosts don't exist.
Using science and math, Efthimiou explains why it is ghosts can't walk among us while also gliding through walls, like Patrick Swayze in the movie "Ghost." That violates Newton's law of action and reaction. If ghosts walk, their feet apply force to the floor, but if they go through walls they are without substance, the professor says.
But seeing as how even the most solid of walls actually consists of more space than matter I always find myself wondering why I can't walk through walls. There is plenty of speculation on the material nature of matter with great leanings towards the idea that it does not exist, per se, but is just represented by probability fields. As for walking, it's probably just an old habit. How long has it been since I biologically needed to suck on a boob? Hasn't stopped me from trying at every opportunity. So how do we explain this paradox of a universe consisting of nothing much at all that can really hurt when you run head first into it? I know it has to do with repulsive fields, but I shower every day.

Newton's 'laws' are theories and have their limits. CSICON!

Demonology/Headology

For those looking to conjure some demons this Halloween (it is traditional), here's a good primer.

Something Scary

I wanted to post something on the scary side of things for Halloween. This was the scariest thing I could think of (outside of the obvious realms of religion and politics).

Monday, October 30, 2006

Saturday, October 28, 2006

AWPC: Keeping Up Appearances

One of the machinists was commenting on my appearance.
Machinist: Do you ever get tired of all the old folks staring at you in shock and horror?

Jake: Nope. In fact, it keeps getting better the older I get. I'm past the stage where it's just a phase I'm going through and old enough to know better.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Killer Idea

Modern day remake of but starring myself and . Gives it a bit of a Priscilla, Queen of the Desert feel. He'd be a great Wyatt and I can play Billy, out there in the wilderness fighting cowboys and indians at every side. Maybe as George Hansen, the alcoholic ACLU lawyer.

Closer

Looks like we're getting closer to my idea for quantum teleportation machining. Scientists teleport two different objects.
"Creating entanglement is a very important step, but there are two more steps at least to perform teleportation. We have succeeded in making all three steps -- that is entanglement, quantum measurement and quantum feedback."

Marilyn Manson

When I see a bunch of Christian rock kids singing, "Marilyn Manson Ate My Girlfriend," I have two thoughts;
  1. Probably because you wouldn't.
  2. I'm sure she enjoyed it.
I like . He just seems so much more human than most rock stars I haven't met.

Entertain Me!

Since my friends have been doing a piss poor job of entertaining me as of late (I can't be expected to do nothing ALL of the time), here's a news story about .
Researchers are struggling to understand a rare medical condition where sufferers unknowingly demand, or actually have, sex while asleep...

As yet there is no cure for the condition,
Her: Before we spend the night together, you should know that I'm a sexsomniac.

Him: Okay. I'm just an insatiably horny bastard.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Audio Consciousness Control

Haven't driven the truck in a while. I've been too busy proving my status as a hard core chopper fiend by getting an ice cold lap full of water on my way to work. But I needed to pick up dog food today, and those 50 lb. bags don't strap down to the chop very well.

The radio had been left on Air America. I tried to listen for amusement's sake. Within 1 minute I hadn't heard anything that resembled information. Not that I disagreed with Big Ed, he was just hurling cliches left and right. I know that's what most people need. They don't hear words, just sound bites. Why is that? Don't know, don't care right now. My head couldn't handle it anymore, so I punched the button to switch over to FM. Portland's alternative station. Having surface in the late 80's to early 90's, the alternative scene is in its teens. Worse yet, it is a whiny, clueless, suburbanite teen. No wonder I forgo commercial radio. What kind of culture are they trying to cram down our necks? Or are they clutching at straws to maintain some sort of relevance? Regardless, I am far happier scouring the web for obscure media that doesn't make my brain hemorrhage. Punch in the tape!

Ministry : Land of Rape and Honey

Heinlein

I don't feel like thinking for myself right now.

From Robert Heinlein's Friday;
"...It is a bad sign when the people of a country stop identifying themselves with the country and start identifying with a group. A racial group. Or a religion. Or a language. Anything, as long as it isn't the whole population."

"A very bad sign. Particularism. It was once considered a Spanish vice but any country can fall sick with it."

...

"So far as I have listened, before a revolution can take place, the population must lose faith in both the police and the courts."

"Elementary. Go on."

"Well . . . high taxation is important and so is inflation of the currency and the ratio of the productive to those on the public payroll. But that's old hat; everybody knows that a country is on the skids when its income and outgo get out of balance and stay that way, even though there are always endless attempts to wish it away by legislation... Boss, laws to sweep back the tide never do work... I want to mention one of the obvious symptoms: Violence. Muggings. Sniping. Arson. Bombing. Terrorism of any sort. Riots of course, but I suspect that little incidents of violence, pecking away at people day after day, damage a culture even more than riots that flare up and then die down. I guess that's all for now. Oh, conscription and slavery and arbitrary compulsion of all sorts and imprisonment without bail and without speedy trial, but those things are obvious; all the histories list them."

"Friday, I think you have missed the most alarming symptom of all.

"I have? Are you going to tell me? Or am I going to have to grope around in the dark for it?"

"Mmm. This once I shall tell you. But go back and search for it. Examine it. Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named... but a dying culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."

"Really?"

"Pfui. I should have forced you to dig it out for yourself; then you would know it. This symptom is especially serious in that an individual displaying it never thinks of it as a sign of ill health but as proof of his/her strength."

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Still Not Voting

I looked over my voter guide and almost decided to vote due to one particular measure. Some puritanical pukes are trying to get a measure passed that requires a doctor to give 48 hours notice to the parents of an unemancipated minor before performing an abortion. Looking over the language I noticed that in no way did it stop the procedure. So even if the damn piece of shit measure passes, it just means that approximately 6 girls a year will have to get enough spine to fess up to their folks. If pops whacks her across face, she needs to get enough spine to either leave and file for emancipation or press charges for assault. But the measure almost got me to vote. All the other measures, if read in full, were meaningless.

While the people offering their arguments against this measure are using the same old annoying gimmicks, the folks arguing in favor of it are so much worse. Page after page of 'personal testimonials' about how having an abortion ruined their lives. Nobody who chose not to have one can say that. Once you've got the kid you are suddenly obligated to love and cherish them no matter what kind of a little shit they become. One of the things I hate about the 'personal testimonial' approach regarding the abortion issue is all the lying.
Let me tell you about a young girl who had an abortion. Blah blah blah. Blood, trauma, regret, abandonment, etc. That girl was me. Boo hoo.
The great majority of the individuals who profess to have had an abortion that destroyed their lives are really poor creative writers who somehow think that their Lord God Jehovah will overlook their lies since they are lying to save a fetus. They pulled a similar tactic on me once. Phone calls telling me to reconsider my position on the issue, someone close to me, blah blah blah. LIES!

I've got a personal testimonial for y'all. Let me tell you about an individual who minded his own business and didn't try to force people to live their lives as he saw fit. He didn't end up with my foot in his ass.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Chaos Magick

As many of you know, one of my interests is magick.


Don't believe anything says. He is a doper, a comic book writer, and Scottish. In this video he explains a simple system of using sigils. Don't believe it. Only 5 out of my 6 attempts at his style of sigil magick have been successful. That is only 5x more successful and 23x easier than other systems of magick I have dabbled with. Don't believe anything Grant Morrison says. But watch the 45 minute video. He has a great voice and beautiful skull.

And don't bother reading anything by . He is just another simpleton hack like Grant Morrison.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Space/Time

I woke up five minutes before the alarm told me I needed to get up if I didn't want to be late to class. My dreams had been really funky all night, but nothing that eluded to the thought that was now lodged in my head.

It is theorized that sub-atomic particles exist as fields of probability that not only can ignore traditional spatial travel but can also ignore time as we conceive it. For instance, in some circles it is not considered too far fetched to suggest that an electron can leave here and be on the other side of the galaxy before it left. A bit much for your head at 6:40 AM on Saturday before heading off to a community college class on machine tools practices? What about those experiments with light where they were able to get light to appear at the other end of an optic connection before it left the source? Yes, it is all very strange but hints that the concept of time travel is not a total pipe dream.

So what if we end up only harnessing the power to send light or sub-atomic particles backwards and forwards in time? That means we can send information back in time. A very powerful tool. Most banking transactions consist of information. You swipe a debit card and it withdraws funds from your account and deposits them into the vendor's account. Imagine at the height of your earning potential sending funds to yourself just out of high school so you could pay for your education with cash instead of loans that have interest. Or a retro-fund purchase of your dream home so you can buy it when the market is most favorable without having to take out a mortgage. It would destroy our current economic system. But say you could only send information back a few minutes. You could still make a killing on the stock market. At least until once again the practice devastated our linear time dependent market system. You can't have people quintupling their money every few minutes as casual day traders. It's just not sustainable.

Suddenly my idea for matter transmission machining seemed like child's play. But it was time for me to take off for class to learn how to use the old fashioned mills, lathes, and surface grinders to make components for use in old fashioned linear time forward machines; machines that make saw chain that cuts down trees that produce pulp for paper for printing out parts specifications for a space elevator that will take supplies into low orbit for building an array of orbital space colonies that will not only shield the Earth from the Sun, reducing the risk of global warming, but will house researchers performing experiments that will lead to the ability to send information backwards in time thus facilitating the collapse of the current economic and political paradigms. I love my job.

AWPC: A Compliment

I was giving a 21 year old hottie a hard time about going out clubbing. She is a petite Asian gal who in my eyes would have a hard time passing for 18.
Jake: If I were a bouncer I'd be asking, "Don't you have school in the morning, little girl?"
N: Even when I had a fake ID they wouldn't card me. It's all in how you dress and present yourself.
Jake: Then why am I still getting carded at my age?
N: Because you're so cute and nice.
Why do people keep insisting I'm nice?

Space Elevator

A would be cool.

Arthur C. Clarke once predicted that it would be twenty years after people started taking the idea seriously that we would finally have a space elevator. Three years ago scientists started taking the idea seriously.

I wonder if the Brits would call it a space lift?

Friday, October 20, 2006

New Maintenance Policy

We thought for certain he was joking, but he wasn't. They actually want us to start our shift each day by going around to all of the operators, saying hello, and finding out how they are doing. So of course we went full tilt.
Hi!

How are you today?

That's just super!

Isn't it great to be here?

Can I get you anything? Maybe a cup of coffee or some tea?

No, I can't look at the problem with your machine right now. I have to say hello to all the other operators first. Company policy. But as soon as I'm done doing that you can be certain that I will work on your machine in the order in which we prioritize it.

I'm really glad we had this little chat.

Hey, you have a super day.
Then later the maintenance light would come on and we would go check it out.
I saw your light on and said to myself, "Oh no! (Name) is having a less than super day." Is there anything I can do to make it better?

That's just terrible! Why would a machine be that mean to you?

Do you need a cup of tea or maybe a group hug?

We'll get things back to being super for you.
Within a couple of days the operators are going to be begging their supervisor to make us stop.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Accuracy

After work I stepped outside to a subsiding rain. Of course the roads were still wet and I got soaked with cold water all the way home on the chopper.

The weather report said it wasn't supposed to rain today. Then the connection was made. The rest of the news is about as accurate as that. Strange how everybody views the weather report with suspicion but sucks up the rest of the news as gospel.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Short Term Memory Is Over-Rated

While short term memory is over-rated, Marijuana-like compound may fight Alzheimer's.
Marijuana has strong anti-inflammatory effects. "This is why I believe that people who used marijuana a few decades ago are much less likely to develop any disease, such as Alzheimer's, that relies upon the slow development of brain inflammation," Wenk told Reuters Health.
So while your short term memory may get a little fried, those bits that do stick won't slip away later in life. Besides, short term memory is over-rated.

Now if the Alzheimer's patients could only remember where they hid their stash. But I hear short term memory is over-rated.

Synchronicity?

So I happen upon this goth band called out of Finland. Shortly thereafter they announce the release of a new album called .

Just so happens that I grew up at the Northern most end of . I was the town's token punk and one of my few friends was a Fin.

Synchronicity seems inevitable in the information glut of the electronic age.

Naughtoberfest

Some days I find myself doing nothing for extended periods of time. Other days I have to set aside time to do nothing. The former is relaxing, happily sedate. The latter exciting, often revelationary.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Hot Pocket

With Google buying out YouTube, I figured it would be worthwhile to take a look at other video hosting services. Not that I don't like Google, I just hate to place all of my online activities into the hands of one provider.

Boob Tube: a PSA

Television can make your kid retarded. I mean, TV Really Might Cause Autism.
Today, researchers are reporting what appears to be a statistically significant relationship between autism rates and television watching by children under the age of 3.
Thus explaining why Americans love to wave flags while chanting political slogans. But then they go and spoil my fun.
If television viewing by toddlers is a factor in autism, the parents of afflicted children should not reproach themselves, as there was no warning of this risk. Now there is: The American Academy of Pediatrics currently recommends against any TV for children under the age of 2. Waldman thinks that until more is known about what triggers autism, families with children under the age of 3 should get them away from the television and keep them away.
Bah! No warning? Elderly kooks were warning you young whipper snappers since before the TV was invented. Even I knew that TV made kids into sissy drones. Who was ever beat up by the kid with his own TV and cable box? Did the kid with the highest score on Super Mario Brothers front the math or debate teams? Saying nobody knew about this is like claiming nobody knew they would get fat eating at McDonalds all the time. Of course there is an obvious flaw in the whole study. Only stupid parents would shove their kids in front of the TV for long periods at such a young age. So it might just be genetic.

Underground

The home of underground rock, , is no more.
Just after 1 on Monday morning, the last notes of live music rang from the stage of CBGB & OMFUG
The bar opened just a couple months after my birth in 1973. How strange for it to close on my birthday 33 years later. For me, it has always been THE punk rock bar. I visited in July of 2000, purchased a t-shirt that is now falling apart, and was heart broken when I saw the same shirt for sale at Hot Topic last year. But I shed no tears for the place. The venue long out-lived its eventual purpose as flagship of American punk rock. Perhaps with CBGB gone all those weird, disenfranchised kids can stop humping the rebellion of the past and create something new, harder, and weirder.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Vow of Celibacy

forgets to mention that this is one date where you're guaranteed to get screwed when the night is over.



the show with zefrank

Too Much Balance

After my insane attempts to conquer the water element, I spent Sunday evening battling with the fire element. Went to Salvador Molly's to take the Great Balls of Fire challenge. It consists of having to eat five of their havanero cheese fritters with all of the havanero dipping sauce.

Every time a restaurant has warned me about spicy food, I've been disappointed. Nobody has come close to presenting my stomach with a real challenge. The Great Balls of Fire did not scare me.

I now know the melting point of an iron constitution. I was barely able to complete the challenge. After the first one my mouth was on fire. Two more and I was sweating and turning red. I managed to smile when they took my picture for the Wall of Flame.

Then I got home and it all settled into my stomach. The only thing that kept me from puking up the lot was thinking about how bad it would burn coming back up. Last night was a nightmare of being able to feel where it was as it traveled through my digestive system. Even after a glass of milk I had to sleep sitting upright. At this time, the oils are finally starting to be removed from my stomach lining while the main mass has made its first two attempts at bodily exit. The saving grace is that while my sphincter may never forgive me, my urinary tract has been spared.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Hardcore Surfing

Woke up early and headed to the beach. All the way there it was raining. As we got to the coast, the rain picked up as did the wind. So we had 20mph winds out of the west with rain and about 50F. But that didn't stop me from trying to surf. We were already soaked by the time we walked the half mile from the parking lot to the beach. The wind kept biting my long board and once managed to rip it from my hands. But that didn't stop me from trying to surf. The waves were small to begin with and fairly well blown out by the wind. My hands went numb in a matter of minutes. But that didn't stop me from trying to surf. When one beach wasn't working out, we moved on to another, looking for waves. Then on to another. Even after noon when the sun finally came out, it was still cold and the waves slow and weak. I ended up catching one real good belly ride and a decent knee ride. Of the three other people we saw out, nobody caught anything better.

What a great day!

12,053 Days

Writing it that way, I should have had a party in August.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

About Time

It's kind of creepy when you're sitting there doing nothing and then you look up at the clock on your computer and it reads something like 1:11:11 as you shake your head back into this odd consensus reality.

I'm playing evil influence this weekend. We're taking care of a friend's kid. I let him into my Lego stash and showed him how I prefer my Spaghettios, cold and eaten out of the can. He still wanted his cooked. You'd think he was the Prince of Wales or some such. Some people's kids...

Friday, October 13, 2006

Something Different

This post doesn't have video, images, or links associated with it.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Getting Stoked

Surf reports for Sunday are varying from 2-7 feet. Screw it. Don't care. Going surfing. I'm stoked.

For those of you who don't get the pleasure of surfing this weekend, watch this instead. I would love to someday ride a wave like that. But the truth is, that was a once in a lifetime wave (estimated at about 70-80 feet) ridden by one of the world's best. At my skill level I bet a 10 footer would feel about that awesome.

CoSM

When I look at the art of Alex Grey a connection occurs. I look and say, "I've been there. I've experienced that." He calls it spirit. I don't presume to know what it is, but I guess that's as good a label as any.

Naughtoberfest

The world dissolves into nothingness. The shell disappears, the vehicle is gone, and all that remains is self beyond self. So fleeting, but worth every second.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Surf's Up!

Looks like waves are moving in for Sunday. Awesome!

AWPC: Why I'm So Good At What I Do

The assembly lead (who kind of reminds me of a muppet) came to me with a very serious problem.
D: Veronica's thingy that keeps the parts up is broken.
J: The thingy?
D: You know, the bucket thingy.
J: You mean the rack thingy?
D: Yeah, the thinga-ma-jig.
J: The whatchamacallit.
D: The do-hickey.
J: The gizmo.
D: Yeah. So if you get a chance could you look at her thingy?
J: I'll see what we can do about her thinga-ma-bob.
I fixed her thingy in less than five minutes.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Surf's Not Up

Surfing conditions are looking at best average for this weekend. That still won't stop me from some birthday surfing on Sunday. Wish I was going out tomorrow.

Stop the Bloodshed

Self-assembling gel stops bleeding in seconds.
Swab a clear liquid onto a gaping wound and watch the bleeding stop in seconds. An international team of researchers has accomplished just that in animals, using a solution of protein molecules that self-organise on the nanoscale into a biodegradable gel that stops bleeding.
Last night I cut myself at work, immediately dumped some super glue on my finger, and the bleeding stopped in seconds. I'm not sure if it is biodegradable or works on the nanoscale, but the end result is the same.

For gaping wounds, rinse with listerine first. When screaming stops, apply super glue.

Lazy Satanist

Audio from The Onion Radio News.

White Stripes - Fell In Love With a Girl

I like Punk and Legos.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Space Migration

From the archives! Made back in the spring of 2001, this was my final presentation for my Astronomy class. Very little information has changed. The three biggest things would be the shuttle breaking apart upon re-entry, claiming the , and the introduction of space tourism with . Still a very relevant short film.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

G. W. Bush, Crowned and Conquering Child

A while back I posted a humorous little about , , , and . Now I present for your consideration that Barbara Bush, mother of , might have been sired by "" Aleister Crowley.
But who was Barbara's father? The chronology indicates that it could have been Crowley, but it could just as easily have been Marvin Pierce. The truth regarding Crowlean sexual rituals is disclosed only to the highest initiates of the OTO, in a document misleadingly titled "."

Is Aleister Crowley the father of Barbara Bush? Even she may not know for certain; indeed, I have no way of knowing whether she has ever been told that this possibility exists. However, more than one person has noted the resemblance -- and this resemblance is not just physical.
Read for yourself at . Is President Bush , the ? Am I using too many ?

Because He Asked

asked if people would be willing to share their results on the . So here it is with some modern political thinkers over-laid for reference. (Hmm, modern political thinkers are over-laid? Career change?)



Yep, that plain red dot (the one without the black circle around it) represents me, hangin' out with the Dalai Lama.

Who writes this crap? Primarily, where was the don't give a shit option? And there were other questions I had absolutely no way of answering truthfully in multiple choice format. For example:
Abstract art that doesn't represent anything shouldn't be considered art at all.
Well, yes, I agree. Problem is everything both is something and represents something. Dog shit on the sidewalk is dog shit on the sidewalk. It also can represent a pet owner who is too lazy to pick up after his pet, or maybe a feral hound, or maybe someone too distracted to take notice of what their dog was up to, or maybe it represents some lifestyle nazi trying to dictate how others should care for their pets. So how am I supposed to answer a poorly asked question?

Then there was this one:
Because corporations cannot be trusted to voluntarily protect the environment, they require regulation.
My initial reaction to this is to strongly disagree. Corporations can be trusted to voluntarily protect the environment if consumers give up the crusade for low cost and instead only purchase goods produced with a minimal environmental footprint. Living in an urban area means consuming goods and consuming the biproducts from the manufacture of those goods. Unless we outsource the polluting end of things to China.

Let's throw a Z-axis on this damn thing and have it measure political apathy. Then you'll see me wallowing in the sewer while G-dub soars in the clouds. I figure I'm on the opposite end of the chart for the others, I'm probably on the opposite end for that one, too.

. All things are true in some sense, false in some sense, in some sense...

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Back to School

Started machining classes today. It is both very fun and very frustrating. Fun because using machine tools like mills and lathes rocks. Frustrating because this is an accelerated course put together specifically for employees of the company I work for. The course is normally taught half days 5 days a week over three months. Our class consists of 8 full day sessions every other Saturday. Frustrating because it is not moving fast enough for me. So I've fallen into my old school habit of jumping from machine to machine seeing how the others are doing. The faster they move, the faster the class can move.

I did learn something today. Old folks and soccer moms are far scarier behind the wheel than a drunk driver. Drunks I can spot from a half mile back. The former do stupid shit for no obvious reason and without warning. They'll be driving along all normal, suddenly slam on their brakes, change lanes, hit the gas, and then fly back across two lanes of traffic to make a turn. Drunks know where they are going and while they may not be holding their lane, they hold the course for fear of looking like they are drunk in front of a cop. You can steer clear of a drunk. How do you steer clear of a mid-lane crisis of intent?

Friday, October 06, 2006

Not Dead Yet

is in the process of dieing for the second time. He did it once before back in 1994. The news reports of his death were so convincing even he had to admit that there was a possibility that he really had died and was replaced with a robot. This time around there is a little less mystery surrounding the event.

What surprised me the most is that the guy is broke. Writers may not make a lot but RAW is not just an ordinary author. I have 20 of his books on my shelf. I have lost four others. I have purchased copies as gifts for friends and family. When I have seen the success of things like The Davinci Code and What the Bleep, I am reminded that Bob covered that territory quite well back in the 70's and 80's. Psychology is still having one hell of a time just catching up to where this guy started. This man's literature has transformed my existence. I have told everyone I know time and again what a great and genius writer this guy is and to go out and buy his books. Well obviously some of you didn't do that because the guy is dead broke and was about to be kicked out of his apartment while on his death bed. Do you really want to be reincarnated as a VoteJake refrigerator magnet? Of course not, because nobody even buys those things. Luckily he has lots of loving fans who came to his rescue.

Robert Anton Wilson is a GOD. He is also a and a .

Absolutely, Positively Insane Surf

The wave looks decent, between 4-6 feet. That's bigger than a lot of California waves. That's about what we get most decent summer days in Oregon. Then winter hits and the Oregon coast gets epic. Scary big. Like 10-20 feet crash down pile drive your head into the sand bar big. So what makes the little wave pictured so absolutely, positively insane? This is a shot of Minnesota's North Shore, icy cold Lake Superior. All those years I could have been surfing...

Next time I go back to Minnesota, I'm bringin' a board. Just so I can surf in my home state. Bet the waves aren't crowded either.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Space News

Wide Range of Rocket Tech for Civilian Spaceflight.
By filling in niches, such as orbital and sub-orbital flight, once occupied by NASA, private space companies will free up the agency's resources for other missions.

"NASA's budget is 16.8 billion dollars-six-tenths of one percent of the federal budget," said Chris Shank, special assistant to NASA chief, Michael Griffin. "For us to finish the International Space Station, go to the Moon and then on to Mars is going to require commercial and international investments. NASA can't do it by itself."

Shank says the agency plans to shift some of the workload involved in getting to space onto private businesses, freeing up the agency to focus on its federally mandated Moon, Mars & Beyond mission. This is happening already. For example, NASA recently awarded Space Exploration Technologies (SpaceX) and Rocketplane Kistler to deliver crew and cargo to the ISS.
Do you mean to say that when Bush spoke so boldly of return to the Moon that he was just paying lip service to space endeavors? Hurray for unfunded mandates!

Who is dumber; the man who speaks such bullshit or those who actually believe it?

Regardless, I'm still waiting for the floating tattooed boobies. My childhood dreams are crumbling each day that we aren't building a city in space.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Go Twins!

Naughtoberfest

I dived in a little deep tonight. Doing nothing while in a recliner or on a couch in a relatively sedate room seemed so simple. Tonight I challenged myself to do nothing while sitting in the studio. This is a room where I spend my time browsing the internet, reading e-mail, watching videos, listening to music, and generally always occupying myself.

The initial urges were all about things I could be looking up online. After a bit this gave way to the desire to take off my boots. Such a simple thing, but the urge to stop doing nothing and take off my boots was much stronger than I would have thought. My brain was also bombarding me with images and sound samples. Synapses were firing at hyper speed providing no end to the torrential deluge. It eventually gave way to me smiling while realizing that I was experimenting in time travel. Yes it was all still forward, but I seemed to be traveling through it much more slowly than when I occupy myself. As this realization hit, I was shocked out of my nothingness by my computer monitor inexplicably coming to life. About 45 minutes had passed.

I now have this strange urge to do stretches before doing nothing.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Minneapolis Old School

This is primarily for the , but I figured some other MSP escapees might enjoy this site of . It's hosted at the site of who used to have a fantastic late night radio show called . While he never came close to the pure radio genious that is (who could commit the cardinal radio sin of intentionally allowing dead air and actually see his ratings go up) The Diner had its moments and I listened regularly. One moment sticks out where a very sincere caller, an older lady judging by the voice, made the comment that they should all remember that there is only one true God. Lileks' engineer immediately agreed saying, "Yes! And it is Pan! The Goat God!" Classic.

Where was I... oh yeah. So, uh, buildings, you betcha.

From the Garbage Heap

At work a friend and I were discussing hipsters. We both knew where to find them on a Friday night, where they lived, what they looked like, and how they tended to behave. Wikipedia's definition of a modern seems to confirm our ideas.
Since the late 1990s, the word hipster has resurfaced as an often derisive label for individuals or stereotypes of individuals devoted to retro fashions, independent music and film, alternative comics, and other youthful forms of expression outside the mainstream. The term is sometimes used as a blanket derogatory descriptor for fans of indie rock music.

Some stereotypical accessories of the modern hipster include Vespa scooters, Buddy Holly-style glasses, white belts, indie-rock band membership, Converse style shoes, and vintage clothing. Neighborhoods such as Northeast, Minneapolis; Wicker Park, Chicago; Williamsburg, Brooklyn; The Mission District, San Francisco; Capitol Hill, Seattle; Hollywood, Los Angeles; Pearl District, Portland and other, smaller concentrations across the country have become popular living and recreational destinations for hipsters. Cheap, alcoholic beverages such as Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer are sometimes associated with hipster culture.
But that doesn't answer a question we both raised. Where did hipsters come from? What brought about the hipster as we know it?

My current working theory is three-fold.
  1. Hipsters were quiet, somewhat geeky high school kids from predominantly suburban middle class homes. I am using the IRS definition of middle class which means a household income of at least $100,000 a year but less than $500,000. This of course can be adjusted to local economies since it really has to do with living with privilege without realizing you are privileged. These kids were sent off to college where they first started to think of themselves as individuals. There they hooked up with similar suburban refugees and they all became 'individuals' together. Being privileged, educated individuals they naturally felt a certain degree of superiority to those who did not display the obvious signs of individuality, meaning, did not act like them.
  2. Factor into this the tech boom of the 1990's. Very young and geeky kids of privilege had access to home computers growing up. They were either stuck in the suburbs where parents feared the influences of an outside world or were turned off by the society around them based on their experiences in the public school system. So they started to tinker with the computer, learning not just how to use it, but how to make it do new and interesting things. In their 20's and early 30's they found themselves in important positions and with lots of disposable income. Being geek was chic.
  3. The people who tend to really set subculture styles are the artists. They tend to do it without trying. Poor, willing to spend all their money on more art supplies or band equipment while hitting the Salvation Army for clothes. But they have an eye for aesthetics. So they make interesting outfits from the leftovers of previous fashion trends. With faded jeans and old flannels being sold for a premium because of the grunge scene, they move on to whatever else they can find. Knit knee length skirts. Polyester pants. Old suit coats and leather smoking jackets. They pieced it together into something interesting. The consumers of fringe culture ate it up, wanting to be individuals just like their favorite artists that nobody had ever heard of.
Overly simplistic of course. Full of sweeping generalities that certainly do not apply to all hipsters. Just trying to figure out the origins of this subculture. Because while most subcultures have some fairly obvious origins and at least some redeeming qualities, they seem to be missing amongst the modern hip. While I am certain there is a beauty to the irony and banality of the hipsters, it is lost on most people including myself. I'm fairly confident it is lost on most of them, too. But unlike me, they are too hip to care.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Beer

Fuck 40's. This is a 64! That's right, an entire 6 pack of beer shoved into a single jug with a thumb loop to help prevent accidents. Not only that, but it is real beer that actually tastes good.

Then there's this little number. Don't let the pint bottle trick you into thinking this is a safer bet. Always read the fine print. Yep, 10% alcohol level in a beer. You pop the bottle cap and the hops aroma gently wafts into your nose and proceeds to pick a fight with any other smell that happens by. You take a sip and wonder if the Brits could have held India had their troops had an IPA like this. Then you finish the bottle and realize they would have lost it a lot quicker.

Both of these are American beers done right. They are also both now empty. Products like this make it easy to support American businesses.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Naughtoberfest

Do nothing month is off to a great start. This morning I laid around for a couple of hours. This afternoon I sat in a chair for almost an hour. I was roused from my intentional zoning out by my dad's weekly phone call. Towards the end of the conversation I mentioned something about saving up my vacation time to cash out at the end of the year. We said our goodbyes, hung up, and that's when I had an epiphany!

When I cash out my vacation time I'll have enough to buy all the surf gear I need. What a great end of the year gift to myself. My dedication has at least some pay-off. And all next year I can surf and surf and surf!

Doing nothing is sweet.

Fried Chicken

First, an AWPC from Friday. This one comes from a black co-worker of mine on his dining experience at Dennys.
E: So I order up some fried chicken and I'm like what the hell is this? I look back in the kitchen and there's a brutha back there. What brutha doesn't know how to cook fried chicken?
Exactly. That is why when I craved some fried chicken today, I drove the extra distance to go to Popeyes on MLK. Every metropolitan area has an MLK and every MLK has a Popeyes. And when a white boy walks into the Popeyes on MLK, no matter what city it is in, the odds are that he is the only white boy in the place. And being that it is Sunday, this white boy in ripped Carharts and faded shirt found himself surrounded by folks in their Sunday best. Which always looks better than the white folks in their Sunday best who insist on using the drive-through. Women were in big, beautiful hats that matched their over-done dresses. Men had on neatly pressed stetsons with their immaculate pin-stripes. Even the minister at the register next to me had a shimmering baby blue silk shirt and shiny silver crucifix on a thick silver chain. The whole scene is rich, warm, and friendly and this is only a freakin' Popeyes! To top the whole thing off with some grand irony, the sound system was pumping some Dr. John,
I been in the right place but it must have been the wrong time
I'd of said the right thing but I must have used the wrong line
I been in the right trip but I must have used the wrong car
My head was in a bad place and I'm wondering what it's good for
My only regret is that I decided not to get a beverage. A grape soda would have really topped off my meal.