Beer

Fuck 40's. This is a 64! That's right, an entire 6 pack of beer shoved into a single jug with a thumb loop to help prevent accidents. Not only that, but it is real beer that actually tastes good.

Then there's this little number. Don't let the pint bottle trick you into thinking this is a safer bet. Always read the fine print. Yep, 10% alcohol level in a beer. You pop the bottle cap and the hops aroma gently wafts into your nose and proceeds to pick a fight with any other smell that happens by. You take a sip and wonder if the Brits could have held India had their troops had an IPA like this. Then you finish the bottle and realize they would have lost it a lot quicker.

Both of these are American beers done right. They are also both now empty. Products like this make it easy to support American businesses.