Crabs

Once a year at work the company has a big crab feed. It's one of the few perks they haven't scratched in their expansion and quest for larger profit margins. Each employee is given a full crab to either eat or freeze and take home. They also feed us fried chicken, garlic bread, salad, and cake.

Of course that also means that once a year they entire plant is inundated with jokes about getting crabs, sharing crabs, keep your crabs off of me, eating out crabs, and any other disgusting crab based humor that comes to mind. It's good to know we've all matured since junior high. It's also nice that the company sponsors this event with full knowledge of what will inevitably occur.

Today's Crab Feed AWPC:

Female Supervisor: You're being so delicate with your crabs. To really enjoy it you gotta dive in and get the crab juices all over your face.

Male Operator: Suddenly I've lost my appetite.

Maint. Guy: You get some bad visuals?

Male Operator: To say any more would just dig me in deeper. DON'T EVEN GO THERE!