Knock Knock

Just awoke from a dream where I was talking with a priest with white hair and beard and wearing a brown robe. He read through my theories on the Chaos Magick of the Teflon Discordians and glanced through the Discordian Coloring Book. He was delighted with the works. He then turned to look deeply into my eyes, peering over the tops of his silver rimmed glasses, and said with a very serious tone of voice, "You need to work towards a degree in religion."