Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Epiphany

After reading a comment I had a brilliant idea.

Campaign Promise of the Day: If elected, I will let my wife run things.

I'll do all the public appearance and mouth piece crap and she can be my Dick Cheney only young and beautiful and sleeping with me. She's not old enough to legally hold the office so this is an obvious ploy to set the stage for her imminent arrival.

Nobody can accuse me of crooked, underhanded politics. I make all my whacked out schemes known from the get-go.
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X said...

With a campaign promise like that I suddenly have a real strong urge to vote... Umm, okay, it was just gas. I guess I'll just get drunk and stand across the street from the polling place shouting at the voters.

1/17/2006 01:46:00 PM

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