Slacker Extreme

I salute this man. He is a true American hero.

After 12 years of college, (Johnny Lechner) is primed to graduate from the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater this semester —with three majors and three minors under his belt. “What’s not to like about college?” he asked. “The schedule’s laid back, you’re around all kinds of educated people. And we’re all just broke college kids, too. It’s not like the real world... I’m 29, but I’m lucky enough that I look young, feel young and have a young personality. I can definitely keep up here. In fact, I’m usually the one throwing the party.”