Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Business as Usual

Keeping with his long tradition of blind ignorance, the Bush administration is experiencing yet another shake-up. Press secretary Scott McClellan is quitting. Senior adviser Karl Rove is giving up policy-development.
The moves were part of an effort by new White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten... to help Bush rebound from sagging polls and bolster American confidence in his leadership.
Because as any business man knows, if your company is failing, blame the advertising department. A good advertising department can sell pig shit to a hog farmer. Whatever you do, don't admit that your product is shit. And a look at the top tier will remind us all, shit floats.

1 comment:

X said...

And when the public stops buying this shit, the salesmen will start selling the same shit under a different brand.