AWPC

Him: So what's with all the 'A' stuff? You trying to be Captain Anarchy or something?

Jake: Actually this is my campaign gear. I'm running for President.

Him: Alright. What's your platform?

Jake: I want to tear down as much of the government as I can and hopefully put myself out of a job.

Him: You know, if you had some advertising money and could get that message out there, I'd bet you'd get a hell of a lot of supporters from across the spectrum.

He's right, you know. So start advertising.