Sex and Money!

Here's an issue the other candidates won't touch with a pole of any length. Prostitution. In the well known words of George Carlin...

Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?

We're talking about the world's oldest profession. It predates human kind. Many animals will give gifts to the opposite gender in exchange for sex. That is prostitution. In modern times there are women, married women, who will deny their husbands sex until they get their bathroom painted or the lawn mowed. That is prostitution. But in a new and interesting twist, I give you whoring for charity!

A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.

Maria Carolina became an overnight celebrity in the conservative Roman Catholic country, making news headlines and appearing on talk shows since she made her unusual donation to the televised charity event, which runs for 27 hours starting on Friday evening.

This is a fantastic idea. I wish I could incorporate this into my campaign fund raising. If this were a legal way to raise campaign funds, I bet Mary Carey(NSFW) would have had a shot at beating Arnold Schwarzenegger. I say let's legalize all forms of prostitution including as a campaign fund raising technique. That way the people can choose between corporate whores and public whores. And I'm sure I would be a stand-out candidate for President.

And in case you think this is an issue that panders to a male demographic, think again. It turns out that older white women shop for sex in Kenya.

They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is "just full of big young boys who like us older girls."

Hard figures are difficult to come by, but local people on the coast estimate that as many as one in five single women visiting from rich countries are in search of sex.

That's right. Yet again we are losing an important source of potential domestic revenue to outsourcing. Let's put the puritanical bullshit aside, let people engage in consensual activities for money, and show rich, older, white women that there is good reason to buy American!

Support your local sex economy and support Jake!