NPR : Clinton Gets Star Power from Ex-President. How does a relatively new Senator get a celebrity Ex-President to stump for her? Maybe she slept with him.Former President Bill Clinton is spending more time on the road by himself plugging Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, the senator from New York. His campaign celebrity is being matched by Oprah Winfrey for Sen. Barack Obama, the Illinois Democrat challenging Clinton, and actor Chuck Norris for Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee.Chuck Norris? Really? The same Chuck Norris who is most famous for kicking people's asses? Wait, I don't think people know him for anything but his martial arts skills. And Jackie Chan could kick his ass any day of the week. And Jet Li could take on Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris at the same time without breaking a sweat. Oprah would be judging and Bill commenting, because they're both smart enough to stay out of a fight involving Jet Li, Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris.
I need to get me one of them celebrity endorser thingys.
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I am a celebrity in my own mind and I will endorse you. Well at least till you find a more celebrated celebrity.
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