AWPC

Sitting at the lunch table with the guys from the tool and die shop

T: You okay?
P: Yeah. I'm just tired. Couldn't get any sleep last night.
T: Your wild wife keep you up?
P: Nope. She was sleeping.
T: Girlfriend?
P: (chuckle) No.
Jake: Boyfriend?

Two people had to put hands over their mouths to prevent the laughter fueled expulsion of their their lunch.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.