Sunday, February 18, 2007

Actual Bar Conversation

Me: I'd like to close out my tab, please.

Guy: I'd like to place another order, unlike these pussies.

Me: Your accent, is that Australia or New Zealand?

Guy: Kiwi, mate.

Me: Ah, the velcro gloves.

Guy: We love our sheep. Keeps us warm at night. Ah, yes, a Coors Light, a Sprite, and a Diet Coke.

Me: Wait. Coors Light? I thought you said you weren't a pussy.

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