Me: I'd like to close out my tab, please.
Guy: I'd like to place another order, unlike these pussies.
Me: Your accent, is that Australia or New Zealand?
Guy: Kiwi, mate.
Me: Ah, the velcro gloves.
Guy: We love our sheep. Keeps us warm at night. Ah, yes, a Coors Light, a Sprite, and a Diet Coke.
Me: Wait. Coors Light? I thought you said you weren't a pussy.
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