Tuesday, January 09, 2007

My Favorite Celebrity Couple

Bad News: Dita Von Teese is filing for divorce from Marilyn Manson.

Good News: Goth boys who have never reconciled their feelings of guilt instilled from a young age by parents who forced a religion they never really understood down their children's throats can now masturbate over pictures of her without breaking one of the ten commandments, just some bit about a guy named Onan pulling out of his dead brother's wife at the last minute.

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