God came to me in a vision. You know how people often joke about how, "He's shorter than I expected." It's true. I've talked with him a couple of times. Nice guy. Really short. Likes to wear strange outfits and speak with funny accents.
Long story short, I'm in charge of the whole world now. It's kind of nice. That means I can travel anywhere around the globe and still be at home in my kingdom.
God's a nice guy. Really short though.
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