The numbers are in and we have good news. Thanks to the tireless efforts of Jake and Jake supporters, the campaign has thus far raised exactly $0.00! Why is this good news? It means that Jake knows how to run a campaign on the cheap. Very cheap. If he can run for the nation's top office without raising any funds what-so-ever, just imagine how he can run a government!
It also means that I have the continued support of the cheap and/or greedy and/or dirt poor do-it-your-own-damn-self crowd. And that means a lot to me. Thank you.
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It also means your candidacy and future office are not compromised by owing large corporate supporters.
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