Monday, October 15, 2007

Crack Election Squad

Daleks are scary. They wander around the Universe exterminating and enslaving other races. But they are no match for Jake. One arm is a gun, the other is a plunger. Not all that different from Jake's better weekends. But Jake has something they don't. After all, that plunger is only scary if they know how to use it. And Daleks don't know how to use a plunger. I mean they don't even show 1mm of crack. That's right, they're all talk. Just a bunch of posers.

So if you want the real supreme being of the Universe schooling those nasty Daleks, vote Jake!

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