Red October Surprise

While serving as Commander in Chief of the Martian Imaginary Military, Jake was in charge of no fewer than a million billion imaginary troops sworn to protect the red planet from invasion. A noble cause which Mr. Roth often likes to tout as one of his so-called credentials.

But did you know under his command Jake forged an alliance with the New Mexico Submarine Base and Naval Ship Yard? Can we trust our Nation's military to a man who forged a military alliance with a naval fleet based out of a land locked desert? Mr. Roth's only explanation for such behavior?

It just seemed like a good fit at the time.