It's no secret that the United States of America has trade problems. From cheap toys made in China to electronics from Korea to petroleum from the Middle East and even customer service phone centers in India, our once great nation has fallen prey to the cost effectiveness of outsourcing. Our agricultural exports can no longer make up the difference as we need more and more of those resources for our alternative fuel programs including ethanol and bio-diesel. America, we are at a cross-roads.We need to look at what America has become if we want to find a sustainable solution. And America is full of very fat and very vain people. These two resources can go hand in glove to deliver us from our trade deficit. Creative Rendering And Surgical Solutions! We suck the fat out of all the obese people and use it to make soap. We'll have a thinner nation and a new commodity for export.
Wake up and smell the freedom! Use CRASS Soap... and Vote Jake.
2 comments:
Actually the fat could be used as an alternative fuel, then we can go back to using corn as food instead of ethanol to make more fat people to make more fuel...
As the Earth representative for McDonalds I would like to champion your cause and thank you for noting all the hard work we have done.
We have been dumping kangaroo meat and sludge into our products for decades so we could fatten the planet up for harvesting. There is no more efficient way process or to turn these wastes into energy that with the human machine.
Happy harvest,
Zorg
McDonalds Earth delegate
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