The usual english spelling of the Muslim prophet's name is Muhammad. While looking at it today, I discovered a possible source of Islam's violence. Mu is the chinese word for Nothing. Ham is a pork product so Muslims can't eat it. Mad can be either insane or angry or both.
So perhaps No Pork makes them Crazy. Consider that their number one enemy, the Jews, also are instructed not to eat pork. Meanwhile, the Lutherans I grew up around enjoy ham salad, pork ribs, and will even put bacon in their green beans and they haven't attacked anyone for over a century. Scandanavians love their pork and haven't been all too aggresive since the Viking Age. Dudes, give pork a chance.
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At first I thought you were refering to the verb.
Still works though...
Also too many Muslims won't even pork their wives if they have a clit, further leading to their frustration. I'll bet the Vikings only went on the attack after their pigs were all eaten and they only wanted some more pork. After all there's no historical record of them invading a non-pork eating country.
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