Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Super Ultra Uber

Went out and bought groceries. Got home, let the lovely Kris out of the truck with a handfull of bags and keys to get in the door. I pulled up the rest of the way. I loaded down my right hand with five grocery bags and a lunch box. I then looked at the 50 lb. bag of Purina Dog Chow and thought, "Well, it's worth a shot."

Folks, I lifted a 50 lb. bag of dog food out of the bed of the truck with my left arm while carrying groceries in my right hand. I even hoisted it onto my shoulder so I could get in the house easily.

That made me feel pretty freakin' uber.

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