Thursday, September 20, 2007

Smart and Sexy

Being smart can make you sexier.

But being sexy won't make you smarter.

Unless you're a kick ass stripper making enough in tips to pay your way through grad school.

Being smart and sexy is one of the worst lifelong curses that can befall a woman. Society isn't too kind to such individuals. But if you start explaining the Minimal Supersymmetric Standard Model to me in a way that makes sense, I'll probably stare at your eyes instead of your tits... though I still might be slack jawed and drueling.

So stay in school.

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