Today I realized a void in my campaign. What have I done to attract African American voters? Nothing. I haven't done anything to piss them off, either. But frankly, I think the only African Americans that I might have some appeal to are militant, radical, black power sorts. Which is really cool. But let's be honest. To them I'm just some crazy honky. And maybe a few gay black men fantasize about me, but only if they're into Bears. And only 65% of the population votes based on sex appeal.
I guess the one thing we have in common is that whitey is likely to call the cops when we cruise through their suburban delusion. And I have an appreciation and fondness for badunkadunk. If that's good enough for you, then welcome aboard and don't forget to Vote Jake. Fight the Power!
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Jake,
You may have inadvertantly stumbled on the one thing I may have in common with the Black Community. I too have never worn, nor will ever wear anything from LL Bean!
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