WoW:TBC

If you can understand the subject line, you might want to preorder now. I have a tough time understanding the escapism of MMORPGs. In real life I am a tall blue-eyed blond punk with a custom early model Harley and a surfboard who can inspire awe, love, and fear simply by entering the room. In WoW I'm a barely capable orc who gets his ass kicked by teenagers. With the expansion I'm going to try my hand at being a petite Blood Elf hottie who relies on the stupidity and gullibility of adolescent boys to get ahead.