Thursday, February 23, 2006

AWPC: Just Say No!

Lead: It's Jessica's 21st birthday this weekend and I wondered if you'd be willing to pitch in a couple of bucks so we can buy her a six pack and some balloons.

Me: Sure.

Operator: What are you getting her?

Lead: I've heard she likes Coors Light.

Me: In that case, take me off the list. I can't condone that sort of behavior.

Operator: Me too! That's disgusting!

Lead: I drink Coors Light.

Me: I still can't condone that kind of behavior.

Operator: There's no good reason to drink that crap.

1 comment:

List with Laszlo said...

Light and beer do not belong in the same sentence!