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One of the operators had forced a ring that was too small for her onto her finger last night. She came into work with the ring still on and finger still swelling around it. She asked maintenance if there was any way we could get the ring off for her. We suggested cutting through the band with a diamond dremel bit.

Her: Do you think you can do that without hurting me?
Jake: My doctorate is in divinity, not medicine.

The operation was a success! We used a dremel, a wire cutter, and a needle nose pliars. In addition, the ring is completely salvagable by any jeweler. I don't have a degree for that either.