Turns out that was a lie.
Swimmer Phelps regrets pot pipeSo surfing superstar Kelly Slater wins his ninth world title and gets showered with champagne in public for all to see. Phelps wins eight Olympic gold medals, takes a hit off a bong at a college party and has to issue a public apology. Maybe if he had won nine gold medals...Swimming superstar Michael Phelps has admitted to 'regrettable behaviour', after a UK newspaper published a photo of him apparently smoking cannabis.
But users are losers. McGruff told me so. Phelps couldn't have won all those gold medals. Either that or McGruff is a propaganda device used to further state control of our lives through complacent acceptance of irrational prohibition.
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I am going to start a proposition to ban breathing air. I just want to see how far I get before someone goes "Hey wait a second..."
I once saw a Penn & Teller bit where they got people to sign a petition to ban a common chemical which kills thousands of people every year, Dihydrogen monoxide.
x-water! It actually moved through the California senate.
Jake-McGruff is an alcoholic who's fathered puppies everywhere he can't support.
So that's why pot is still illegal. They are afraid of people choking to death on bong water.
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