We Americans love to import things from China. As a true American who can relate to true Americans like yourself, I promise to import from China. Not just goods, but ideas. While an individual should be held accountable for their actions, a corporation or government agency is in charge of groups of people and therefor should have a much larger degree of accountability. When China's equivalent of the Food & Drug Administration failed the public, his actions were on behalf of all the people of China. China did the only reasonable thing in such a grievous situation, and executed him. I think Scooter Libby's failures are worthy of execution. Rumsfeld botched the Iraq war to the extent that it should be an executable offense. The heads of the FBI and CIA should be put on pikes on public display for their surveillance failures leading up to 9-11. I mean it really was their fault, right? Greenspan's head should definitely be chopped. Why couldn't he keep inflation under control? Janet Reno's handling of Waco is also worthy of a death sentence.And I swear to conduct myself like a true politician and promise to back pedal and flip-flop if I am elected. There is no way I would want to be held to that level of accountability. Then again, I don't really want to be President and you should all be very scared of anyone who does and threaten them with extreme physical violence if they fuck up.
Or you could just accept personal responsibility for your own health and safety.
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If you win can I be the Minister of Justice in your cabinet?
To give a friend that job would be unscrupulous and wrong. All cabinet positions go to the highest bidder.
Don't bother asking him. The President is just the puppet. The VP is always the brains behind the operation, which explains a lot about Bush #1.
No checks please, I only take cash or untraceable valuables.
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