Thursday, September 22, 2005

The "Fucking" Chorus

I don't swear a lot. Hardly at all, really. I have no objections to profanity and even think that most people need to really lighten up about the whole thing. So why does it bother me when some of the people at work say "fuck" constantly?

Repetition! Expand your vocabulary. Talking with you gets boring when a full third of the conversation consists of just one word.

Exhibit A:

I went to the freaky park and saw a freaky freak there that freaked my freaky mind. Freaky freaks freak with me.

See? The sentence can make total sense, but it's repetitiveness blurs the brain.

So fucking stop with the fucking repetition you fucking fucked up fucks!

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