Even in Michigan, home to the nation's highest unemployment numbers, fairly buzzed sources described a bright future for thousands of laid-off automotive workers and their families. State labor director Stanley Pruss echoed the sentiment, saying that he fully expected out-of-work Michigan residents to be back on their feet in no time.
'Something will come along for everyone. Something even better, you'll see,' Pruss told reporters at a Lansing bar with a generous happy-hour special. 'Our state, all this unemployment, you know...pfft. It's bullshit. Bullshit. If we just work together, we can make it better. For everyone! But look, why are we even talking about this? Life is short, man. Just enjoy the ride!'
Friday, August 28, 2009
Things are looking -hic- looking up
Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer
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and on the national front. Unemployment statistics continue to improve because millions of peoples unemployment has run out so they'll no longer show up on the statistics!
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