Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Slave Treats

Introducing SLAVE TREATS!

Everybody loves Slave Treats. Here's how they work.

If you are a good slave, the master will give you slave treats. You can exchange your slave treats for things that make the life of a slave more comfortable like food, shelter, or liquor. But don't go too crazy. Slave treats aren't easy to come by.

If slave treats are easy to come by, then you must be a slave master. This means you can use your slave treats to entice slaves to do things for you. They can build you mansions, cook you feasts, make you fast cars and even drive them for you.

It doesn't matter if you are begging for a few more like the slave you are or are the benevolent master doling them out. Everybody can enjoy Slave Treats!

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