After some one-on-one time with God, Rev. Fred Phelps of the controversial
Westboro Baptist Church had to quickly change his protest strategy.
The Lord spoke to me. This time it was in a much quieter place and it turns out that He hates figs. Can't say I care for them much myself. So all you faggots can go back to your bum humping while we go blame everything that's wrong with America on Nabisco.
Later that day the Rev. Phelps was seen at Topeka gay bar the
Tool Shed Tap playing pool with Senator Pat Roberts while discussing the evils of fig products in the hands of the coons.
After some one-on-one time with God, Rev. Fred Phelps of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church had to quickly change his protest strategy.
1 comment:
I watched this Vampire show the other day, and they had a sign that read:
"God hates Fangs"
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