Friday, November 21, 2008

I Was Wrong

I often like to be proven wrong. It is a chance to grow and learn. If you are always right, then you already know everything and no longer have to think. Your brain decays and dies. So yet again, I Was Wrong!



You watch that? Go ahead. That is the short video sequence that proved to me I was wrong about Bush.

George W. Bush stands alone. He is an individual. He looks like everybody else, but has set himself apart as a man who goes his own way. That is exactly how the average American likes to think of him/herself.

George W. Bush lacks the confidence to truly stand alone, so he lets other people tell him what to do. That is exactly what the average American does.

When George W. Bush stood to lose to his opponent, he didn't lay down and let things run their course. He went to court to get what he perceived as being his. Your average American does the same thing all the time.

He came into office with a grudge against a man and did everything in his power, including lying and slander, to see that Saddam got what was coming to him. That is exactly what the average American does.

George W. Bush drank and fucked his way through college earning an average grade. An average grade like an average American.

George W. Bush paid for everything on credit. Economic signs were bleak, the cards were maxed out, and he kept right on spending. Just like your average American.

George W. Bush was a true representative of the people. His actions may not have been what they wanted. They may not have agreed with most of his policies. But his methods of operation, totally American. All of this revealed in a few moments of video where he stands alone. Unrecognized. Unwelcome. Just like the average American.

I am not an average American and still hate him even more than I hate Reagan. And I really fucking hate Reagan.

2 comments:

X said...

I disagree. His actions were exactly what the American people wanted, at the time. What people didn't want were the consequences of those actions.

List with Laszlo said...

The video shows someone who has to make a public appearance but would rather hide under a rock. His whole body language says, "Hurry up and get this over with."

The only thing funnier would have been if German Chancellor Merkel would have started rubbing his shoulders like he did to her a few years ago.

He'll probably be as happy to leave office as we will to be rid of him.

You said, "George W. Bush drank and fucked his way through college earning an average grade. An average grade like an average American." Except his college was ivy league. Way unaverage.

Bye, bye George.