Monday, May 26, 2008

PSA: Memorial Day

It seems people often confuse Memorial Day and Labor Day. So here is an easy way to differentiate the two.

Memorial Day is the one where everybody gets a day off of work to drink themselves silly. It is unofficially the start of the summer barbecue season. Everybody drinks to commemorate our service men and women who often have to drink to forget all the shit they have witnessed in wars.

Labor Day is the one where everybody gets a day off of work to drink themselves silly. It is unofficially the end of the summer barbecue season. Everybody drinks to commemorate the workers who often have to drink to forget all the shit they have to put up with in the work place.

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