Friday, April 11, 2008

When in Rome

When I think of Rome I think of sexually deviant politicians. Milly D'Abbraccio represents what is Rome.
Porn star unveils campaign weapon-her bottom

Targeting her male fan base, the veteran of Italy's adult entertainment industry has plastered images of her derriere all around the Eternal City in a bid to win a seat in Rome's city hall.
Makes sense. If you want to win a seat in government it's important to prove that you are capable of filling it.
If elected, D'Abbraccio wants to create a red light area with strip clubs, erotic discos and sex shops called "Love City" just kilometers away from the Vatican.
Terrible idea! One shouldn't go tainting the sanctity of strip clubs and sex shops by associating them with 'love'. Perhaps I could discuss this with her on my first Presidential trip to Rome.

2 comments:

List with Laszlo said...

Wow, Jake, an honest politician! and sex shops near the Vatican! I hope she gets in!

X said...

You probably want to avoid the sex shops that cater to the Vatican.