Thursday, August 04, 2005

By Right Divine!

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Caliber X from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Jacob Arthur, was to carry Caliber X, the Gun of Power.
That is why I am your King!

2 comments:

X said...

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

X said...

Besides, that gun clearly has my name on it. However, as Viceroy, I may be persuaded to allow you to be my Puppet King.