Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Romney Ineligible for President, Jake Isn't

Folks, I apologize. I have run the lamest excuse for a write-in campaign this year. But that doesn't mean I'm not running.

Yes, dear supporters, write me in! I can guarantee you that I have never taken a single dime of foreign money. Come to think of it, I haven't accepted any domestic contributions either. Not like some people's candidate.
Romney Broke The Law By Raising Money From Foreign Donors. Should He Be Disqualified? | Addicting Info

Is Romney ineligible to become the next President of the United States of America? It’s a very real possibility, especially since he threw a few fundraisers during his disastrous little overseas meet n’ greet a few weeks ago. These fundraisers were extremely private, with no journalists present (with a single exception, who did not have access to the donors), no filming or photography allowed, no diligence done, and no donor IDs checked. If money changed hands at these rich shin-digs (which is quite probable, being fundraisers and all), Romney could be in a lot of trouble.

Perhaps he made a lot of friends riding his bicycle door to door in France as a Mormon missionary. Everybody loves it when those young men on bicycles try to push their religion on you, right?

But seriously, between Romney and running mate Paul Ryan the two have shown clear contempt for everyone but the top 1%. I can only think of two reasons why anyone would still support this clown.

If you are a racist or extremely wealthy and corrupt, Romney is your man.

Otherwise, Vote Jake!

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