Chuck Norris Joke

There is one thing you can always count on when playing MMORPGs; Chuck Norris jokes. Here is the latest straight from the man himself.

I may run for president of Texas

On Glenn Beck's radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, "I may run for president of Texas."

That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

From the East Coast to the "Left Coast," America seems to be moving further and further from its founders' vision and government.

And if Chuck runs and wins I'll be happy to meet with him as the newly elected President of Freetopia. Mostly just to ensure an export of Austin based musicians and film makers and a steady supply of Lone Star beer.

Chuck goes on...

John Adams declared that, 'Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people.' Yet we've bastardized the First Amendment, reinterpreted America's religious history and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.

How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough? And, when that time comes, will our leaders finally listen or will history need to record a second American Revolution? We the people have the authority according to America's Declaration of Independence.

Freetopia will be founded in the idea that religious people need to keep that stuff separate from the government. It will incorporate all current American states west of the Rockies. It will also fully decriminalize if not legalize all things currently considered criminal that primarily affect the individual, meaning drug use and prostitution. It will also change marriage into an agreement between persons wishing to consolidate household resources thus ending the draconian ban on gay marriages, polygamy, and polyamorous relationships.

Go for it, Chuck. If the people of Texas associate more strongly with you than with the current centralized government of these United States, you have a moral and possibly religious duty to do such. Just don't tread on me.