Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Babies-a-Go-Go

Bad news, folks.
U.S. Births In 2007 Break Baby-Boom-Era Record : NPR

Forget the baby boom. More babies were born in the United States in 2007 than any year in the nation's history — and a wedding band made increasingly little difference in the matter.
Despite my constant squawking encouraging women to get abortions, the call went unheeded.

On the bright side, these little crotch droppings should be hitting their earning potential stride right as I start drawing Social Security, if it doesn't go bankrupt by then.

3 comments:

Arlene said...

The responsible approach to controlling the number of children born is for men to have a vasectomy rather than waiting until an abortion is necessary.

Mom

Unknown said...

Humans seem really good at acting irresponsibly. It's good to have options for those who don't nip it in the bud.

And I have to post such outrageousness to keep up my persona as the only Pro-Abortion candidate. I'd like to be the Anti-Stupidity candidate, but am also realistic.

Anonymous said...

If you figure out a way to end stupidity or to at least tag them and put them in neat little fences so they can't hurt others I will be very very happy.