I Still Think it was Funny

Today I had thoughts out loud that maybe shouldn't have been out loud thoughts for one reason or another.

• Which is more morally depraved, fucking a dead person or fucking a goat? Of course fucking a dead goat would be worse than either of them. Although it does do away with the consent issue, so maybe it's actually not as bad as the other two.
• 'Honey? Can I get a new crack pipe? Its for the baby.'
• Yeah, I've had my hand up a cow's ass. But pulling week old afterbirth out of a cow's cunt is far worse.
• But have you ever found pictures of your friends online and said, 'I didn't no she swung that way,'?
• So the dog would wake up from the anesthetic, see his own testicles sitting in front of him, and eat them.
• A little more voltage and it should fry the shit out of them. That would take care of the problem.