Thursday, July 14, 2005

Mr. Environment

Most people have accepted that we are losing trees at an alarming rate. Mountainsides are being stripped and the rainforest is being destroyed.

If elected, I promise to quit my job manufacturing saw chain that aids in the removal of trees. Since I am the number one production guy, this will slow the production of the tools of tree removal. And if they have to hire two people to replace me, I'll be creating valuable manufacturing jobs.

It's win-win!

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