At the risk of alienating a few states...

WEST COAST SECCESION NOW!

Push Some Buttons!

You can get the official campaign button by going to CafePress.com. I've kept them simple so that even people who hate me might not mind wearing one.

Quantum Realities

Just finished re-reading the Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy. It has a lot of fascinating observations on politics in general and president's more specifically. If you can handle one of the weirdest reads you'll ever do, then I challenge you to read it.

People Power!

My spouse and I went clothes shopping today. She needed some new jeans so she tried on a couple pairs of Levis. She came out of the dressing room and wasn't certain, so she handed them to me and started to peruse the wall some more. Out of curiosity, I peaked inside at the tag.

"Whoa! Check this out! This pair is made in Egypt but this pair is made in Pakistan."

She looked at me, took the jeans, and put them back on the shelf. "I can't do it."

We then left the store without making a purchase.

People, THAT is power!

Mr. Environment

Most people have accepted that we are losing trees at an alarming rate. Mountainsides are being stripped and the rainforest is being destroyed.

If elected, I promise to quit my job manufacturing saw chain that aids in the removal of trees. Since I am the number one production guy, this will slow the production of the tools of tree removal. And if they have to hire two people to replace me, I'll be creating valuable manufacturing jobs.

It's win-win!

SEX!

Concerns over the proliferation of sexual content seem to be popping up all around me. People seem to wonder if there isn't too much proliferation of sex in TV, movies, magazines, and video games (to mention a few sources). In my humble opinion, individuals and groups who want to regulate sexual content are a bunch of puritanical pukes trying to ruin my life. Ever tried flipping through broadcast television channels in search of something even remotely sexy? I might catch a glimpse of breasts on National Geographic, but that has nothing to do with 'sexy'. That is about cultural differences and merely serves to remind me that I am surrounded by puritanical pukes who wish to regulate the content available to me over public broadcast signals.

And of course people will always yell and scream about the children. We MUST protect the children. If you have a child, YOU have to raise them. Until they are legally emancipated from you, they are your responsibility. Many people will offer help and advice and your job as a parent is to take it or leave it. Here's the short and sweet of it. Don't let your dog shit in my yard. Don't let your kids peruse my porn.

And if you're concerned about media content, stop consuming media. Believe it or not, it is possible.

Checking In

I'm glad to see my bid for President on the skids so early on. If I thought for one second that I might actually win, I think I would have to bow out.