I thought people knew this, but apparently not everyone does. Let's go over this so as to make it nice and sparkling clear.
Pulling out is NOT contraception.
Sorry, big word there for anyone who might think pulling out actually is contraception. Let's try that again.
Pulling out is NOT birth control.
She can still get pregnant even if you are an expert at pulling out. It isn't even a little effective. Yes, I've read the statistics that say otherwise and am choosing to ignore them. I don't care if they say it can be up to 96% effective. Do you know what the prereqs for that number are? It means you can't have ejaculated in the last 24 hours or else you'll have a bunch of sperm in your pre-ejaculate. Can you go that long without masturbating? Really?!
It also means you can only fuck once every 24 hours. Can you live with that kind of restriction? Really?!
Pulling out is NOT birth control. It is great for porn stars, anal, and creaming some gal's tits so you can watch her girlfriend lick it all up, but not as contraception.
Got that? Want to see it one more time?
Pulling out is NOT contraception.
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I am confused. Let's say a really hot gal is coming on to me but I have no condoms. Lets say I take the car keys and "PULL OUT" of her garage to go to the gas station and get some condoms. Is that contraception, precontraception or just poor planning?
Just forget looking for condoms and ruining the mood. By that time her husband is sure to come home. Do anal, it's 100% effective!
Actually anal is only about 99% effective due to leakage.
If you want absolute 100% birth control without the use of contraception, then the only option is homosexuality. Guys have to stay away from anything female and vice-versa. Everything else has potential for spillage and stray semen and weird mutant man-bear-pig creations.
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