Thursday, March 31, 2005

Call for Volunteers

If you would like to help out with my campaign, click the mail link on the right hand side to send me a private message.

If you would like to contribute money to the campaign, contact me for a mailing address and send money as small, non-sequential, unmarked bills in US currency.

If you wish I would just go away, let me say now that the feeling is reciprocal.

2 comments:

List with Laszlo said...

Jake if you can please make sure carnivours are represented in your cabinet. I'll volunteer to be your Secretary of the Interior. My motto is:There's room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

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Beef Stooge said...

Intrigued by your platform. How do you plan on helping the marsupials?